April 2017 SCLP

This was our inaugural “sclpartment” sclp, which turned out to be a massive success.
The sclp was themed “Find the cheese”, which introduces a new meta-game.

Cheesy food consumed:
Papa John’s pizza with extra cheese.
Philadelphia’s philly CHEESE steak… almost too easy.
Pasta avec bolognese.
36 shekel bag of bacon flavored bamba.

Cheesy games played:
Golf with your friends – All levels guaranteed to contain 100% natural cheese.
Overwatch Super Genji mode – Try to chain combo your cheese.
Hearthstone Challengestone tournament – Pick a cheesy card and all participants must include it in their decks.
Flatout 4 – Destruction derby cheesiness.
Arma 3 Go Karts – We’ve seen some shit.
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS – Shopping spree simulator.
Starcraft 2 Arcade TD – Not sharing is caring.

In unrelated news, Super Yuda inc. expects high revenue this quarter. Stock price is being traded at +12.8% pre-market.