Author: Avalanchee

temp-trip 2017 – Preparation

We will embark on our fine adventure to the south on June 9th 2017 September 15th 2017.
The designated route is available for viewing here: http://temp-channel.com/aviad/temp-trip-2017/new/

Accommodation arrangements have been booked in Han Beerotaim in Ezuz.
We will get one large room for all of us. Dinner and breakfast included in the price of 295 ILS per person.

Gather hour and location: 7:00 AM at Yavne. Some of us are sleeping on location to save the morning commute.
Required gear and equipment: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r8_X3AxlCO8ZGucNQcGDYkWf-ySCVDp1deUDFY3WQeQ/

April 2017 SCLP

This was our inaugural “sclpartment” sclp, which turned out to be a massive success.
The sclp was themed “Find the cheese”, which introduces a new meta-game.

Cheesy food consumed:
Papa John’s pizza with extra cheese.
Philadelphia’s philly CHEESE steak… almost too easy.
Pasta avec bolognese.
36 shekel bag of bacon flavored bamba.

Cheesy games played:
Golf with your friends – All levels guaranteed to contain 100% natural cheese.
Overwatch Super Genji mode – Try to chain combo your cheese.
Hearthstone Challengestone tournament – Pick a cheesy card and all participants must include it in their decks.
Flatout 4 – Destruction derby cheesiness.
Arma 3 Go Karts – We’ve seen some shit.
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS – Shopping spree simulator.
Starcraft 2 Arcade TD – Not sharing is caring.

In unrelated news, Super Yuda inc. expects high revenue this quarter. Stock price is being traded at +12.8% pre-market.

Sukot 2016 SCLP

We gathered this weekend to celebrate Simchat Bet Hashoeva by doing religious things such as playing video games.
Dan and Noa hosted 15 of us in their Yavne residence.

Food consumed:
Exactly 118 ILS worth of catering food
One whole Kosher Challa for Shabbos
Shnitsel cookies
100 year old egg
Domino’s & McDonald’s

Food almost consumed:
Hotdogs circa 2014
Burekas circa 2011
These provisions have been left for us by our great-great sclp ancestors, with the intention of carrying it forward for younger generations as a message of global peace.

Games:
SC2 Arcade – proving to be the most consistent sclp game recently. Maps played: Mafia (11 don’t kill me plz), slowest space dota ever, mario cart without the fun, dodgeball.
Overwatch – in case you were wondering, yes, it sclps.
CS:GO – when all else fails, turn to classics.

Pieces of equipment left behind:
1 x Computer

Après-ski SCLP – March 2016

After a moderate break, we’ve had a post-ski (not really) winter sclp, and it was our biggest one yet!
Most of our normal roster was present, as well as numerous guests, including Alon, Guy and Ilya.

Games played:
Rainbow 6 Siege – Camping in the great indoors.
Starcraft 2 Arcade – Including maps like The Thing, Hero Siege (actual TFT models woot), various TD’s.
Insurgency Coop – Many people lost their lives to FF.
Sven Coop – Kinda like a crazy, whacky coop mod for HL1.
Bob was hungry – and so were we.
Shellshock – A modern Scorched Earth style game, pretty awesome.
The Mean Greens – Adorable toy soldier arena shooter.
Broforce – This game gets Roy to 110db.
Rocket League – Gotta love it, unless you don’t.

Food consumed:
Many-a-Schnitzel
Lol-Lasagna
Shaky-Shakshuka
Hot-damn-dogs
Premium priced pizza (wtf Ronen)

Spirit animals:
Tiger
Bear
Dolphin
Elk
And many more.. The days of equipment disputes are over!